“Told Myself to Stop Drinking” Funny Shirt
$34.99
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This front-print shirt delivers a sarcastic bar joke in bold white lettering with a black outline, followed by the smaller punchline: “but I’m not going to listen to an alcoholic.”
Made for bartenders, servers, drinking buddies, and fans of western bar culture, it fits right in at casual nights out, backyard parties, rodeos, and country bars. It also makes a funny gift for anyone who enjoys dry humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
- Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean