“Spread Butter, Not Bullshit” Shirt
$34.99
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The “Spread Butter, Not Bullshit” shirt brings a little country attitude to the kitchen with a butter-stick illustration and vintage-style lettering on the front.
Made for candid cooks, bakers, farmhouse enthusiasts, and fans of no-nonsense humor, it fits right in at farmers markets, backyard cookouts, and casual kitchen gatherings. Give it to the straight-shooting food lover who always tells it like it is.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
- Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean