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Psychotic Bartender Raccoon Shirt

$34.99

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A sly raccoon carries a tray of bottles beneath the slogan “I'm the psychotic bartender everyone warned you about.” Dramatic shading and warm amber, ivory, and red tones create a retro pulp-comic design.

Made for bartenders, servers, bar teams, and raccoon fans with a taste for spirited humor. Wear this funny bartender shirt behind the bar, at happy hour, or give it to a favorite troublemaker.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
  • Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
  • Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
  • Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
  • Sewn-in label

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean