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Periodic Sarcasm Chemistry Pun Shirt

$34.99

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This colorful shirt spells out sarcasm with S, Ar, Ca, and Sm arranged like squares from the periodic table. It is a clever chemistry joke for anyone fluent in dry humor.

Wear it to class, the lab, science club, or on a casual day out. It also makes a fun birthday or back-to-school gift for science teachers, chemistry students, and lab partners.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
  • Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
  • Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
  • Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
  • Sewn-in label

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean