Oh, I Don’t Drink, Just Drugs for Me Thanks Shirt
$34.99
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- Arrives in about 4–9 business days.
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“Oh, I Don’t Drink, Just Drugs for Me Thanks” appears across the front in colorful retro lettering that fades from red to blue. The vintage hippie-inspired type gives the joke an easygoing throwback feel.
Wear this cheeky graphic shirt to festivals, parties, or laid-back gatherings. It also makes a fun gift for bartenders, servers, bar-culture fans, and anyone known for irreverent humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
- Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean