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“Mash Potatoes, Not War” Shirt

$34.99

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A cheerful potato flashes a peace sign on this “Mash Potatoes, Not War” shirt, bringing a food pun to groovy artwork inspired by 1960s and 1970s peace posters.

Made for potato fans, foodies, home cooks, bartenders, and servers with a taste for retro humor. Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner or a potluck, or give it to a friend who enjoys nostalgic art and silly food jokes.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
  • Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
  • Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
  • Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
  • Sewn-in label

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean