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“I Know You're Lying But… Continue” Shirt

$34.99

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The front of this minimalist text shirt reads “I Know You're Lying But… Continue” in clean capital lettering arranged over several lines. Its deadpan message suits bartenders, servers, brewers, and anyone fluent in dry sarcasm.

Wear it on a laid-back weekend, a casual night out, or anywhere questionable stories are likely to surface. It also makes a funny gift for a candid friend, coworker, or sibling who always knows when a story does not add up.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
  • Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
  • Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
  • Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
  • Sewn-in label

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean