“I KNOW THE VOICES AREN'T REAL” Funny Shirt
$34.99
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The front graphic pairs “I KNOW THE VOICES AREN'T REAL” with “But man do they come up with some great ideas” for a sharp dose of dark, offbeat humor.
Made for bartenders, servers, brewers, and anyone who enjoys a wildly funny bar conversation. Wear this sarcastic shirt on casual days, or give it as a birthday or holiday gift to the friend with unforgettable ideas.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
- Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean