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Things I Manage Not to Say Bartender Shirt

$34.99

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“I Don't Get Enough Credit for Things I Manage Not to Say” gives this retro bartender shirt a perfectly restrained dose of workplace humor. It is made for bartenders, servers, mixologists, brewers, and bar-culture fans who know when to hold back a remark.

Wear it behind the bar, to happy hour, or on a laid-back night out. It also makes a funny gift for the hospitality professional whose internal filter deserves recognition.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
  • Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
  • Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
  • Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
  • Sewn-in label

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean