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Ass Cash or Crab Shirt

$34.99

  • Free shipping to anywhere in the US
  • Arrives in about 4–9 business days.
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The Ass Cash or Crab shirt serves up a cheeky bar-culture joke in a bold, vertically arranged graphic with playful emojis.

Wear it to a crab boil, beach outing, bar crawl, or laid-back backyard party. It is a funny gift for bartenders, servers, seafood fans, party friends, and anyone who enjoys coastal humor with their cold drinks.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz) feel
  • Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
  • Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL
  • Durable construction: double-needle seams and tubular (no side seams)
  • Sewn-in label

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean